Mr. Snowman took a summer vacation,
he packed his bags and went to the station.
The train was hot so in manner quite subtle,
Mr. Snowman became Mr. Puddle.
By Evan James Griffin
Archive for the ‘Creative Poems’ Category
Humorous Poem #41 Mr. Snowman’s Vacation
February 8th, 2011 
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Humorous Poem # 39 Paper Cut
October 9th, 2010 Evan Never in my life…
Have I felt such pain!
Oh it’s terrible!
It’s driving me insane!
I think I’m dying;
My eyes have shut!
So much pain!
From a single paper cut?!
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poems #38 Sail Boat
October 2nd, 2010 Evan The light house blinks and blinks and blinks.
The sail boat sinks and sinks and sinks.
As the captain thinks and thinks and thinks.
That he shouldn’t sail a boat,
that leaks and leaks and leaks.
Humorous #35 My Favorite Treat
September 18th, 2010 Evan I love to eat my boogers,
They are my favorite treat
Sometimes they’re dark and bitter,
And other times they‘re sweet.
Sometimes they’re green and gooey
And other times cold and hard
Sometimes they come out red,
When my finger gets up too far.
Humorous Poem #34 Jumping Beans
September 16th, 2010 Evan 
Jumping beans jump
in the air.
Jumping beans jump
in my hair.
Jumping beans jump
from north to south.
Jumping beans jump
in my mouth.
Jumping beans jump
so so funny.
Jumping beans jump
in my tummy.
Jumping beans jump
from morning to eve.
Jumping beans jump
when they leave.
Humorous Poem #33 Human Canon Ball
September 16th, 2010 Evan I used to get made fun of,
They called me a slob.
They’d yell, “Get off the couch,
go to work and get a job!”
Then they’d yell,
“Run and lose some weight!”
Do something,
Before it’s too late!”
But now my big body,
Has shown them all.
Since the circus came,
And made me a canon ball.
Humorous Poem #30 Cinderella’s Secret
September 7th, 2010 Evan Cinderella used fake foot inside her dress
That’s why the glass slipper fit her best
Because 20 years later, one can plainly see
That Cinderella’s shoe size, is not a size 3.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem #27 – Determination
August 30th, 2010 Evan My eyes dried up and now I’m blind.
I must to get winning out of my mind.
Because now there is little I can do.
Since I lost a staring contest against a statue.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem # 23 My Enemy
August 16th, 2010 Evan A snowflake’s enemy is a warm tongue
A singer’s enemy is a song poorly sung.
A teacher’s enemy is a tardy child.
A stylist’s enemy is hair gone wild.
A buyer’s enemy are over priced homes.
My enemies are those who don’t like poems.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem #21 Road Apple
August 9th, 2010 Evan 
An apple was sitting in the road.
A truck drove by with a heavy load.
The truck honked, but the apple didn’t retreat.
So now there’s applesauce spread across the street.
By Evan James Griffin