If I had all the money in the world,
I’d want a little more.
Not for world peace,
or even to feed the poor.
Not to search the titanic,
to see what’s underneath.
But for something important…
Something like gold teeth.

By Evan James Griffin

I joined the army,
And my Sergeant started to yell
So I warned him to stop
Or I was going to tell.
Then he shouted,

“Fall out!
On the double!”
So I told his mom,
And now he’s in trouble.

By Evan James Griffin

I have the world’s longest ponytail,
And people think I’m a dope.
But they don’t see how great it is,
When used as a jumping rope.

And I use it as a line,
in which to hang my clothes.
And I use it for slippers,
to warm up my toes.

I use it as a lasso,
When I want to capture pigs.
I use it as a rope,
When I climb a mountain ridge.

So matter what you hear,
My ponytail is best.
Even though it’s made,
From hair on my chest.

By Evan James Griffin

I dove off the diving board,
And I did many tricks.
I did three somersaults,
and two twisting flips.
And when I landed in the water,
I didn’t make a splash.
I just swooped to the surface,
As quick as the flash.
But when I left the pool,
Their faces were bothered.
Because my swim shorts,
Were still floating in the water.

By Evan James Griffin