Napping isn’t so bad,
so you shouldn’t be sad.
You get to stop and dream,
and let off some steam.
You get to sleep and rest,
from life’s daily quest.
And before you wake?..
Thank goodness…
Mom gets a break.
Evan James Griffin
Archive for the ‘Grown Up Poems’ Category
Humorous Poem #47 Naps = Good
October 18th, 2011 
Evan 
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Humorous Poems #31 Well Thought
September 8th, 2010 Evan I think I have to tinkle.
I think I have to pee.
I think I think too much.
For now I feel relieved.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem #28 – Exploding Underpants
August 31st, 2010 Evan 
I had a pair of exploding underpants,
That I thought were really cool.
Until they exploded…
When I was walking into school.
By Evan Jame Griffin
Humorous Poem # 23 My Enemy
August 16th, 2010 Evan A snowflake’s enemy is a warm tongue
A singer’s enemy is a song poorly sung.
A teacher’s enemy is a tardy child.
A stylist’s enemy is hair gone wild.
A buyer’s enemy are over priced homes.
My enemies are those who don’t like poems.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem # 12 I Broke
July 14th, 2010 Evan I broke my leg
When I jumped from the house
I broke the vase
Running from a mouse
I broke the rules
When I came home late
I broke the fence
When I slammed the gate
And I broke my pencil
When it wouldn’t bend
But I promise
I didn’t break wind.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem #10 I’m Only a Nerd
July 12th, 2010 Evan 
I’m only a nerd
When I look into the mirror.
Cuz’ I’m actually cool…
The chess player of the year.
This tape on my glasses?
Is because I got into a fight.
When some kid,
Dissed Pokemon last night.
My pants aren’t high waters,
They’re male Capris.
The drug I take is benadryl,
For all my allergies.
And I don’t need a girlfriend,
Cuz’ they play hard to get.
But I do date a model,
Via the Internet.
Every time I watch Star Wars,
I shed a little tear
But like I said, I’m only a nerd
when I look into the mirror.
By Evan James Griffin