The lessons I learned.
Gum underneath the table.
Shouldn’t be played with.
Archive for the ‘Humorous Haikus’ Category
Humorous Poem #32 School’s Lesson
September 13th, 2010 
Evan 
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Humorous Poem #25 Bragging Rights
August 17th, 2010 Evan I won first prize.
And rubbed it in my brother’s face.
But his beard scratched my trophy.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem # 16 Frowny Face
July 18th, 2010 Evan I used the pliers to turn my sister’s frown upside down,
But she just cried.
Next time I’ll use a wrench.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem # 14 A Picture
July 15th, 2010 Evan Picture went to jail
But the old judge let him go
Turns out he was framed
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem #11 The Money Fairy
July 12th, 2010 Evan Tooth fairy took my tooth
And the money fairy took my dollar.
At least, that’s what my brother says.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem #9 Sweet Tooth
July 11th, 2010 Evan I had a sweet car.
My brother had a sweet tooth.
So he ate my car.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem # 5 House Plant
July 6th, 2010 Evan I had a house plant
And it had to go potty
so it soiled itself.
By Evan James Griffin