I have the world’s longest ponytail,
And people think I’m a dope.
But they don’t see how great it is,
When used as a jumping rope.

And I use it as a line,
in which to hang my clothes.
And I use it for slippers,
to warm up my toes.

I use it as a lasso,
When I want to capture pigs.
I use it as a rope,
When I climb a mountain ridge.

So matter what you hear,
My ponytail is best.
Even though it’s made,
From hair on my chest.

By Evan James Griffin